02-23-2006, 01:19 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Questionaire for Women interested in our Quality Dating Service:
1. Are you a golddigger?
2. Are you a liar?
3. Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
4. How fast can you run?
5. If your nipples were flashlights and you were standing upright, would they be lighting up the ground or the sky?
6. If your life depended on it, how many weiniers do you think you could get in your body at one time without actually swallowing any completely? Please elaborate.
5 and 6 brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

