02-14-2006, 12:58 PM
Do anyone paly this anymore...??
The Free Land of Insanetrain
"Who gives a rats ass?"
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Very Strong
Political Freedoms:Outlawed
Location: Great Dominium of Pangea
Insanetrain is a UN Delegate
The Free Land of Insanetrain is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 483 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.
The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Insanetrain's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insanetrain's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the testicles.
Insanetrain is ranked 2nd in the region and 33,869th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
The Free Land of Insanetrain
"Who gives a rats ass?"
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Very Strong
Political Freedoms:Outlawed
Location: Great Dominium of Pangea
Insanetrain is a UN Delegate
The Free Land of Insanetrain is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 483 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.
The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Insanetrain's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insanetrain's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the testicles.
Insanetrain is ranked 2nd in the region and 33,869th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?

