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I was bangin' a porker when I slipped all the way out accidentally and re-inserted into a fat roll by accident. I bottomed out in her blubber-fold and bent my pecker sideways 90 degrees. at that very moment, a cat purred in the background. Vit E has been on my mind ever since

Golden!

I bought my dog one of those squeeky hot dog toys. We played fetch in the house and I chucked it down the hallway. I thought of Banana.