12-30-2005, 10:51 PM
Why am I sharing this? Because I'm bored on a Friday afternoon. An added bonus is knowing that it will make my friend minorthreat smile.
So about a month ago I'm at CF and BigRedRetard is being a fuckup like usual. You know, fishing for people to bite on his repetitive smack and whatnot. I get sick of it and cast my line his way, but I decide to put some kobe beef on my hook instead of the dead worms he's using. I go for the meltdown home run and throw out the family card and discuss the downright disgusting shit I'd do to the daughter I wasn't even sure he had. He swallowed the hook. He started asking motherfuckers for my IP address so he could hack my machines. Not only that, he actually contacted the web host running the CF server and reported the comments; it turns out he is either really naive or just likes being a tattling bitch.
CJ, as site administrator, had no choice but to let hoax ban me for my actions 3.5 weeks later.
Fast forward to this morning. BRR sends me a private message over at UJ; what you are about to read is the first conversation we've had since I caused his stroke.
So about a month ago I'm at CF and BigRedRetard is being a fuckup like usual. You know, fishing for people to bite on his repetitive smack and whatnot. I get sick of it and cast my line his way, but I decide to put some kobe beef on my hook instead of the dead worms he's using. I go for the meltdown home run and throw out the family card and discuss the downright disgusting shit I'd do to the daughter I wasn't even sure he had. He swallowed the hook. He started asking motherfuckers for my IP address so he could hack my machines. Not only that, he actually contacted the web host running the CF server and reported the comments; it turns out he is either really naive or just likes being a tattling bitch.
CJ, as site administrator, had no choice but to let hoax ban me for my actions 3.5 weeks later.
Fast forward to this morning. BRR sends me a private message over at UJ; what you are about to read is the first conversation we've had since I caused his stroke.
BigRedRetard Wrote:Poor baby, looks like the won't let you back in...
TomFoolery Wrote:It won't be the first board and it won't be the last. Also, I gotta give you congrats for obtaining the biggest internet meltdown ever recorded. I hear you went out of your way and actually contacted the host.
You let those words hurt you even though you knew I was kidding around. You're the biggest joke on the internet and I will laugh at you for years to come. Thanks for that.
BigRedRetard Wrote:And I hope you get hit by a bus... You fucking pussy...
TomFoolery Wrote:Dude, you fucking tattled on me because you couldn't handle TYPED WORDS. Please explain how that makes ME a pussy.
I'm seriously laughing at your stupidity and hypocrisy right now. You're such a fucking idiot.
BigRedRetard Wrote:Go suck more cock...
TomFoolery Wrote:"Go suck more cock"? Jesus. If your wife is half as stupid and boring as you, then I feel sorry for your daughter and her genetic coding. You'd better hope she grows up knowing how to deep throat, because otherwise there's about a 90% chance she won't be shit. Fuck you and your entire family.
Now run along and tell hoover what I said.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.