12-30-2005, 09:24 PM
The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 205 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The enormous, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Retail.
The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 8th in the region and 109,458th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.
The enormous, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Retail.
The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 8th in the region and 109,458th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

