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The Dictatorship of Don Land is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Don Land's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the butt nugget.

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The Dictatorship of Don Land is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 10 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Elections have been outlawed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Don Land's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the butt nugget.

Don Land is ranked 5227th in the region and 71,236th in the world for Most Cultured.