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I wont be around much for a while

TomFoolery
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06-22-2005, 05:32 PM

A good friend of mine, Tim, had one of his best friends (Ryan) die in a car accident about 4 months ago. Ryan's whore of a girlfriend started fucking one of dude's best friends shortly after. The whore is good friends with a chick named Faith, who just happens to be Tim's 'dream girl'.

(scene 1: R&R Bar, Union Grove; Characters: Tim, Faith, Whore)

Faith: Tim, if we're going to be together you'll have to be nice to my friend (points to whore standing 2 feet from her).

Tim (loudly): Fuck that shit, that whore is Satan!

(whore stomps away, very angry)

Tim (screaming): Yeah, you fucking whore! Satan! You're the fucking devil!

Faith (to Tim): :roll: Call me on Tuesday, OK?

I like that story.

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I wont be around much for a while - by Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-22-2005, 02:53 PM

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I wont be around much for a while - by snarg - 06-22-2005, 04:43 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 04:44 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Beaucephus - 06-22-2005, 04:44 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Blueeyedwoman - 06-22-2005, 04:46 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 04:46 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Beaucephus - 06-22-2005, 04:49 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by snarg - 06-22-2005, 05:01 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:02 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-22-2005, 05:12 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by VitaminE - 06-22-2005, 05:13 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:13 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Beaucephus - 06-22-2005, 05:15 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:16 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Beaucephus - 06-22-2005, 05:17 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-22-2005, 05:19 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:19 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:20 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by Beaucephus - 06-22-2005, 05:28 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by TomFoolery - 06-22-2005, 05:32 PM

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I wont be around much for a while - by Bill - 06-22-2005, 05:42 PM

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I wont be around much for a while - by cLaY - 06-22-2005, 05:59 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by VitaminE - 06-22-2005, 06:24 PM

I wont be around much for a while - by cLaY - 06-22-2005, 06:30 PM

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