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SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your

last

nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work

for

you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their

mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a

room,

everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially

announce

tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

[size=3]There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the

same

day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their

turns

slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with

a

stapler or a hole-puncher.

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the

irritant, you are allowed slap them too)



Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap

the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great

day

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