12-07-2004, 02:42 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:How old are you?what? Wrote:In anticipation of the IT drink-off, please answer the following questions:
How many days a week to you have at least one drink?
2
How many drinks to you typically consume in a week?
50-60
What is a typical night of drinking for you (how many drinks)?
30 (assuming I have at least 5 drinks with 4 oz per drink and 10 shots)
How many drinks before you begin to feel a buzz?
8-10 (if we're counting 1 oz of liquor as 1 drink)
How many drinks before you're drunk?
16-20 (same calculations as above)
What is the most you've ever had to drink?
Probably a 1.75 of Captain in 1 1/2 days (also about 200ml of Cuervo and a bunch of weed)
What is the latest you've stayed up drinking?
1:00 pm
What is the earliest you've gotten up and started drinking?
Probably 6 or 7 am
What is the strangest/scariest place you've ever woken up after drinking?
Behind some chick's garage leaned up against a tree, jail.
For purposes of this thread, let's call a "drink" 12 ounces to a pint of beer, a glass of wine (is that 4 ounces?), or a shot (mixed drinks counted by number of shots in them). Feel free to embellish to tell as much of the story as you think we need to know. Stupid stories are welcome. Your answers can be used by Banana/PH for handicapping the drinking contest as they see fit.
Let's hear 'em.
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Who said I had to make sense ?