[Banana]

you had sex?

[Sassy]

I will you fuck off cunt! said had sex.

[Banana]

Did someone turn this bitch up?

[Bill]

She needs a good fucking.
She's gets cranky when it's been too long.

[BIRD33]

My bed.I'm actually sitting at work in a conference room with 6 other guys at a table which I had sex on a couple months ago.I keep having flashbacks.

[texaschick]

My couch

[Banana]

I also had sex on your couch.

[ntype]

it was the bed and the sofa.

hehe.

[Michman]

Outside on some hunting and fishing land we were looking at buying.

[texaschick]

Outside sex is the best.

[quint]

Outside on some hunting and fishing land we were looking at buying.

ned beatty wasn't anywhere near i hope.

[Anhil8tor]

In my bed last night...

now that the kids are old enough to wonder the house you have to stay contained.

[Tommy]

lets see i did it several place last night.... ummm.... on the floor.. then bent over on the couch... and last but not least standing up bent over... gotta love it...:xrate:

the internets, oh how I love them.

[texaschick]

I also had sex on your couch.

Oh yeah?!

[Tommy]

last place I had sex was in my bed.

[BIRD33]

I have a really bad hangover.Went to dinner with some guys at a hibachi joint for work.There is nothing gayer than some japenese guy trying to flip food into your mouth.Anywho afterwards I went to the pub around the corner from my place and chatted up some hot brazilian girls, like 22,23 years old.They're Au pairs(sp) and only in the states for a year.I wowed them by knowing that they speak portugese rather than spanish.This is where the night gets a little fuzzy.I remember it all going well and getting one of their numbers and saying maybe we'd get together over the weekend.I check my phone this morning to make sure I wasnt hallucinating and I have the number saved as "brazil chick".I have no idea what her name was.Do I try to set up something without knowing her name?I'm not above that but it might be awkward.My buddy wanted me to give him her number so he could call and pretend he had the wrong number but some how get her first name.That sort of makes sense but I backed out because she might suspect that I gave him the number(the guys a jackass).How do you think I should play this?Most likely I will do the opposite.

[WoolyGoat]

her name is Deloris.

[Tommy]

I have a really bad hangover.Went to dinner with some guys at a hibachi joint for work.There is nothing gayer than some japenese guy trying to flip food into your mouth.Anywho afterwards I went to the pub around the corner from my place and chatted up some hot brazilian girls, like 22,23 years old.They're Au pairs(sp) and only in the states for a year.I wowed them by knowing that they speak portugese rather than spanish.This is where the night gets a little fuzzy.I remember it all going well and getting one of their numbers and saying maybe we'd get together over the weekend.I check my phone this morning to make sure I wasnt hallucinating and I have the number saved as "brazil chick".I have no idea what her name was.Do I try to set up something without knowing her name?I'm not above that but it might be awkward.My buddy wanted me to give him her number so he could call and pretend he had the wrong number but some how get her first name.That sort of makes sense but I backed out because she might suspect that I gave him the number(the guys a jackass).How do you think I should play this?Most likely I will do the opposite.

soon as this cunt answers the phone be like "WHO IS THIS??????" Then when she says your name be like "Oh, sup. Its bird. We gonna get together and fuck this weekend or what?"

[Sassy]

soon as this cunt answers the phone be like "WHO IS THIS??????" Then when she says your name be like "Oh, sup. Its bird. We gonna get together and fuck this weekend or what?"

I hope we can make the deadline.Interesting deduction.
And then what happened?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
bird is?Yeah. By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Magdalena]

In my bed last night...

now that the kids are old enough to wonder the house you have to stay contained.

This. All of it.