[NinjaBassist]

Deal. The house rat problem is getting out of control. And the sons of bitches eat our currency and steal our women.

[Slurker]

if you want to get some fellow people in your "dossier"; click on the "list all nation" link (it's in the region/world page) then type the name of the country at the end of the page.
Then add it.

ps : I can't find "bird33land" cratch:

Can you send me that stupid telegram thing. I'm too lazy to look. tia

[ntype]

Deal. The house rat problem is getting out of control. And the sons of bitches eat our currency and steal our women.

I am going to ask for one or two rats..some scientific research ya know.

Can you send me that stupid telegram thing. I'm too lazy to look. tia

done, check the red line :d

[NinjaBassist]

Sure how big we have them ranging from small dog all the way to water bottle sized.

[ntype]

Sure how big we have them ranging from small dog all the way to water bottle sized.

ever tried rat hamburgers ? luckily our monkeys only eat fruits and throw feces all around.

mmh not much better but they are cute (apart the psychotic ones but you recognise them as the wander around with sticks)

[NinjaBassist]

do the psychotic ones play baseball with the feces?

[ntype]

do the psychotic ones play baseball with the feces?

good question. I should give more funding for the research.

Or I send you a bunch to create a team; they come dressed :

[Major Private]

http://www.nationstates.net/MajorPrivate
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of MajorPrivate is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 14%. A healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Crime is moderate. MajorPrivate's national animal is the death adder and its currency is the bonghits.

[Champagne]

Location: the Pacific

The Holy Empire of Champange is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Capybara population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports.

Crime is relatively low. Champange's national animal is the Capybara and its currency is the flutes.

[leeman]

The Free Land of Insanetrain
"Who gives a rats ass?"


UN Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:Excessive
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms:Few

Location: the South Pacific
The Free Land of Insanetrain is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Insanetrain's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the testicles.

[ntype]

:yay: cool people joigning.

do we create some IT region ?

if so which name ?

[leeman]

:yay: cool people joigning.

do we create some IT region ?

if so which name ?

Sucky side up ......

[leeman]

I just made it in to the UN

http://www.nationstates.net/insanetrain

[ntype]

props honcho.

I have this issue : The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.

I have now theses three options :

1. no cams
2. cams in public place
3. cams everywhere,barcoding people, "big brother" world.

I may be tempted by the 3rd one
or the 1st one

mmh fascit or not fascits.

1.

[leeman]

props honcho.

I have this issue : The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.

I have now theses three options :

1. no cams
2. cams in public place
3. cams everywhere,barcoding people, "big brother" world.

I may be tempted by the 3rd one
or the 1st one

mmh fascit or not fascits.

1.

Go for the third ...

You can't have your monkeys running all over the world right ...?

[Slurker]

Without this thread, my country would die.

[SanDog]

Without this thread, my country would die.

You and me both.

Although I am a hardcore dictator, so I am not sure how long I will be in power.

[ntype]

Go for the third ...

You can't have your monkeys running all over the world right ...?

mmh...they are no troubles. No question is do I go for that, because we all know that it wouldn't stop crime, only punish honest citizens, create some revolt/revolution, underground thingies...the whole process of putting my fellow citizens under secret examination will be a problem.

Without this thread, my country would die.

A send you a barrel of monkey so you have fun !

[Slurker]

You and me both.

Although I am a hardcore dictator, so I am not sure how long I will be in power.

Don't worry, if something happens ya got my chinamen. Just give me a singing telegram.

(Is that allowed, because that would be so cool.)

[ntype]

Hey I just realized that I put marijuana legit.

ok. then here's what I do : cams everywhere and free drugs

that's going to be epoch.