[Pvt Pyle]

I can ask my old friend Sgt Carter's advice at any ol' time.

Sergeant Carter

[fem]

Question: How old are you?

Answer: You sure your not Pyle, you sure sound like a Gomer!

[halfasleep]

Is Jim Nabor's Gay?

Move it, MOVE it!




Is Gomer Pyle Gay?

What kind of stupid question is that?!




Are YOU Gay?

Maybe. Are you satisfied now give me 50 pushups lard bucket?

[EPac]

Q. What should we do about Beaucephus?

A. Do you know your head from your foot

[Pvt Pyle]

Idn't he thee most insightful guy, that Sargeant Carter?

[Suicide Jim]

i think this is gonna be an annoying troll.