[minorthreat]

She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

[VitaminE]

She'll say 'I'm wishing he could eat pussy as well as he sucks cock"

[mad_hatter]

I'll be pegging velvet in the ass while you do that

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Jul 13 2004, 11:30 PM
She'll say 'I'm wishing he could eat pussy as well as he sucks cock"

How would she know if I can suck cock good or not?

[ClayRock]

:lmao: what the fuck...

any minute now Tom will be here with his turd picture

[Devious]

[ClayRock]

i stand corrected...

That is a mighty fine piece of shit!

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 11:28 PM
She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

What's with this "may" shit?

[fermundacheese]

Originally posted by minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 05:28 PM
She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

Just my take on this. Since you are making a big deal out of her being 38, I'll assume you're in your mid to late twenties.

That means the morning after the first night you have sex (check that. i mean after her first lesson), you first will know more about pleasing a woman than you ever thought you would.

You also will have trouble walking correctly since a 38 year old woman = a confident woman who will grind her clit on your groin until she gets off and you can't walk.

Have fun!

:lol:

[APB]

Hopefully she will teach you a thing or two

[Undeadcannibal]

Originally posted by minorthreat+Jul 13 2004, 05:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Jul 13 2004, 05:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-VitaminE@Jul 13 2004, 11:30 PM
She'll say 'I'm wishing he could eat pussy as well as he sucks cock"

How would she know if I can suck cock good or not? [/b][/quote]
well, just maybe that chick will be me in disguise.

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by Undeadcannibal+Jul 14 2004, 06:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Undeadcannibal @ Jul 14 2004, 06:32 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 05:31 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-VitaminE@Jul 13 2004, 11:30 PM
[b] She'll say 'I'm wishing he could eat pussy as well as he sucks cock"

How would she know if I can suck cock good or not? [/b]

well, just maybe that chick will be me in disguise. [/b][/quote]
Sick fucker.


Fermundacheese, I am not one to say I "would teach her a lesson". I don't fuck, I make love, dog.

[Banana]

Originally posted by minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 04:28 PM
She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

Maybe she'll remove her tampon in front of you or somethin. That would be nice. The least she can do, really.

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by banana+Jul 14 2004, 09:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(banana @ Jul 14 2004, 09:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 04:28 PM
She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

Maybe she'll remove her tampon in front of you or somethin. That would be nice. The least she can do, really. [/b][/quote]
Why wreck my romantic moment talking about tampons and stuff?


PS. Could someone please make that picture of shit smaller or something? I about gag when I click in this thread.

[greg]

Tear it up, Doug!


Just sayin.

[Bonkyboy]

Originally posted by fermundacheese+Jul 13 2004, 05:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fermundacheese @ Jul 13 2004, 05:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 05:28 PM
She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

Just my take on this. Since you are making a big deal out of her being 38, I'll assume you're in your mid to late twenties.

That means the morning after the first night you have sex (check that. i mean after her first lesson), you first will know more about pleasing a woman than you ever thought you would.

You also will have trouble walking correctly since a 38 year old woman = a confident woman who will grind her clit on your groin until she gets off and you can't walk.

Have fun!

:lol: [/b][/quote]
I like 'em that young. And you're right about them as lovers. Not shy about what they want, willing to do what you like, not going to play the tease games and willing to go longer than you can believe. Incredible. I'm the happiest I've ever been. :p

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by Bonkyboy+Jul 14 2004, 10:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bonkyboy @ Jul 14 2004, 10:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by fermundacheese@Jul 13 2004, 05:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Jul 13 2004, 05:28 PM
[b] She shaves her pussy. I will eat on it for hours. Discuss.

Just my take on this. Since you are making a big deal out of her being 38, I'll assume you're in your mid to late twenties.

That means the morning after the first night you have sex (check that. i mean after her first lesson), you first will know more about pleasing a woman than you ever thought you would.

You also will have trouble walking correctly since a 38 year old woman = a confident woman who will grind her clit on your groin until she gets off and you can't walk.

Have fun!

:lol: [/b]

I like 'em that young. And you're right about them as lovers. Not shy about what they want, willing to do what you like, not going to play the tease games and willing to go longer than you can believe. Incredible. I'm the happiest I've ever been. :p [/b][/quote]
She said she likes to have sex for 45 min. I said I would have had sex, ate, and started watching sportscenter by then.

[fermundacheese]

Originally posted by minorthreat@Jul 14 2004, 03:41 PM
Fermundacheese, I am not one to say I "would teach her a lesson". I don't fuck, I make love, dog.

Not what I meant. I meant SHE will be teaching YOU...

:lol:

When I was 23, I "celebrated" a divorce with a woman who was 35. We met at a bar, messed around a little on the dance floor, then went back to her place.

I was playing Mr. Mac Daddy and doing all the stuff that works on 21-25 year old women (taking my time, teasing, etc...). That went on for about five minutes until she decided to take control. She grabbed my hand and shoved it into kitty, then told me exactly where she wanted my fingers placed.

She taught me a nice little move that has worked wonders since. I just laid next to her, looking into her eyes, quickly flicking my middle finger over her clit. It drove her NUTS and was a great little technique she clued me into. Every woman I've tried that on has just loved it.

After a lot of that kind of foreplay, I think she rode me for about two hours (alcohol helps when you need a little stamina...). After I finished the first time, she got off and immediately started blowing me. I went right back to full mast and she jumped on again.

I had trouble walking for three days because of how hard she ground her clit into my pelvis. It was incredible.

You get a woman in her mid to late thirties, you are going to have some fun, my friend...

:lmf:

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by fermundacheese+Jul 14 2004, 11:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fermundacheese @ Jul 14 2004, 11:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Jul 14 2004, 03:41 PM
Fermundacheese, I am not one to say I "would teach her a lesson". I don't fuck, I make love, dog.

Not what I meant. I meant SHE will be teaching YOU...

:lol:

When I was 23, I "celebrated" a divorce with a woman who was 35. We met at a bar, messed around a little on the dance floor, then went back to her place.

I was playing Mr. Mac Daddy and doing all the stuff that works on 21-25 year old women (taking my time, teasing, etc...). That went on for about five minutes until she decided to take control. She grabbed my hand and shoved it into kitty, then told me exactly where she wanted my fingers placed.

She taught me a nice little move that has worked wonders since. I just laid next to her, looking into her eyes, quickly flicking my middle finger over her clit. It drove her NUTS and was a great little technique she clued me into. Every woman I've tried that on has just loved it.

After a lot of that kind of foreplay, I think she rode me for about two hours (alcohol helps when you need a little stamina...). After I finished the first time, she got off and immediately started blowing me. I went right back to full mast and she jumped on again.

I had trouble walking for three days because of how hard she ground her clit into my pelvis. It was incredible.

You get a woman in her mid to late thirties, you are going to have some fun, my friend...

:lmf: [/b][/quote]
Nice, now you know where my cock thread has come from. It's in anticipation.

[Bonkyboy]

She might make you put the bag over your head though.

If she fetches you the remote after you come, you'll know she's a gamer.