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Brothel for sex-starved dogs
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Reuters — March 4, 2004

BERLIN, Germany — A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere.

Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, said he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness.

"If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky — just like people," Lenze told Reuters.

The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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***inside the dogbar, sizing up the prospects****




Rover: "Did you make time with her?"

Spot: "nahhh, She a real Bitch!!! What do'ya think about her?!"

Rover: "Man is she a dog!!!"




Okay, I couldn't resist Wink :p


To make up for it... here's a real 'fox'....
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Not sure that will wqork .. why pay when you can just let your dog run free :lol: ............. and very good halfasleep Big Grin
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