Brothel for sex-starved dogs -
Hambone - 04-29-2004
Reuters â March 4, 2004
BERLIN, Germany â A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere.
Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, said he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness.
"If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky â just like people," Lenze told Reuters.
The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.
Brothel for sex-starved dogs - halfasleep - 04-29-2004
***inside the dogbar, sizing up the prospects****
Rover: "Did you make time with her?"
Spot: "nahhh, She a real Bitch!!! What do'ya think about her?!"
Rover: "Man is she a dog!!!"
Okay, I couldn't resist 
:p
To make up for it... here's a real 'fox'....
Brothel for sex-starved dogs - Velvet - 04-29-2004
Not sure that will wqork .. why pay when you can just let your dog run free :lol: ............. and very good halfasleep