[Raiden]

Your mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach the locals sing "We are family"






:roll:

Yo mama's so funky, she used Secret and it told on her.

[Blondie]

Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a "Malcolm X" T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she goes to a concert and jumps up and down, the band skips.

[Blondie]

Yo mama's so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yo mama's so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

[Raiden]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

[Raiden]

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.

Your mama's so fat she sells shade at the bus stop.

[Belle]

Yo mama's so fat, she went around the block..

and never left the house.

[Belle]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she makes gravy

[Raiden]

Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

[Raiden]

Yo mama's so crosseyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yo mama's so fat, she took the lint out of her bellybutton and knitted two christmas sweaters and a stocking.

[Major Private]

Yo mamas so fat she uses king kong as a stuffed animal
Oh and she is also so hairy that Bigfoot takes pictures of her

[Banana]

And here, there was once a pic of Blondie. :confused:

[Sassy]

And here, there was once a pic of Blondie. :confused:

Oh there.No I never get confused.