[Blueeyedwoman]

For realz.

[BIRD33]

*Hey look at me!!!!!!!!











*Shit thread

[Paddy]

He's only a man BEW, not a magician.

[Blueeyedwoman]

My two favorites so far.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Hang on. I'll get you one. Are you bi?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Hang on. I'll get you one. Are you bi?

You know what I like.

[Paddy]

Are you bi?

Bi-cycle.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Meet CountryGirl317. She's 5'-1", smokes and loves to drink alcohol and party.

Here's what she says about herself:

I have rewritten this a couple of times...I just find it impossible to really describe myself in this small space.

I smile often, laugh a lot, love to have fun and spend time with friends and family. I can be the life of the party when I'm really drunk or sit back and relax and watch the party happen around me. I enjoy watching sports, love spending time in or near the bars, have fun playing with my friends' kids...basically I can have fun doing just about anything. I have a mostly optimistic view of life, so I will make the best of just about any situation. I have a big heart and will do just about anything to help someone I care about. I would say my priorities in life are God, family, partying, friends and then work.

I am looking for someone who can be my best friend. Someone that will love me, faults and all. We have all made mistakes in life. God I know I have...I hope that I have learned from each one of them. I want someone to share my life with me...I don't need someone to define who I am or take care of me. I want a relationship where we take care of each other and compliment one another. I believe that a relationship should enhance your life and who you are. If it doesn't...then it is probably better to move on.

Well...as I said...it is just impossible to tell you all about me. Plus I think it is more fun to find out about a person on your own and form your own opinions. Ask me anything...I will answer. So send me an email and lets get to know one another.

She also says her best feature is her butt (badonkadonk), she has three strategically placed tattoos and she loves to go skinny dipping.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm not sure about the "have fun playing with my friend's kids" part.

[Blueeyedwoman]

The man in that pic makes me hot.

[goldan]

The man in that pic makes me hot.

Is it the tan?

EDIT: Or did you mean because he's on your bitch?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I wonder where she hides THREE strategically placed tattoos and if flour is required to help find them?

[Paddy]

Meet CountryGirl317.

I don't see what's wrong with the guy she's got.

[Sassy]

I don't see what's wrong with the guy she's got.

Look harder.

[Paddy]

Look harder.

Now I see it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Now I see it.

:lool:

[Anhil8tor]

is that lecter?

[Fatfuckfrank]

are you religous, you must pray everyday for cock in your ass