[what?]

I wish I got what this meant.

wear condoms that fit, slim

[BIRD33]

wear condoms that fit, slim

Now I get it.The same place that sells my grape soda and newports also sells magnums.

[what?]

Now I get it.The same place that sells my grape soda and newports also sells magnums.

try a ferrari dealership. I think the condom machine in the men's room sells smalls

[PurpleHaze]

My friend Doug came to my house last week and tried fucking this chick but couldn't get his dick hard. He fell off the couch and woke up on the 50° unfinished basement floor 4 hours later butt naked.

This is the same guy that once shit his pants, emptied the turd from his boxers, put them back on, and then went to sleep.

:|

Doug suddendly isn't so hot anymore.

[Anhil8tor]

Now I get it.The same place that sells my grape soda and newports also sells magnums.

All the bras down south smoke Kools...

and they call their drinks pop not soda...

[Bill]

All the bras down south smoke Kools...

and they call their drinks pop not soda...

grape soda is $$$

newports are for coke heads...