[TomFoolery]

Pub crawl last Saturday. I berated a female that I met. She cried. Men licked my nipples.

[minorthreat]

I was at an outdoor bar one time. The line to the bathroom was huge. I had to piss bad. I pissed standing at the bar. Pee splattered on my friends and other peoples legs. They all looked around to see where it was coming from. No way they could tell. My weiner was safely hidden behind my nuts.

[minorthreat]

A few friends were at some sort of stripper function once. Anyway, this stripper gets into the middle of all these guys. They form a circle around her. She starts to rub her ass on my friend. He starts finger banging her. A guy next to him is losing his shit, laughing and carrying on. My friend pulls his finger from her vag and TammyC's* the guy.


*wiping a vag juice covered finger across your neighbor or partners top lip.

[TomFoolery]

My friend Doug came to my house last week and tried fucking this chick but couldn't get his dick hard. He fell off the couch and woke up on the 50° unfinished basement floor 4 hours later butt naked.

This is the same guy that once shit his pants, emptied the turd from his boxers, put them back on, and then went to sleep.

[TomFoolery]

I walked in on the chick I berated while she was pissing and tried to make out with her.

[what?]

I don't know if this is storytime or something, but a friend of mine pissed on some dude's leg at a concert at the Georgia Theater in Athens. the guy turned around and got irate: "motherFUCKER. you just pissed on me!" my friend, while zipping up his pants, slurred at him "I didn't piss on you, ASSHOLE. but if you want to start some shit, THIS GUY <pokes me in the chest> will KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSSSSSS."

another time another friend was with us at the same place for a concert. he's up in front of the stage grinding into some bearded chick's ass. he stumbles back to us and in his best stoner voice "duuuuude. that girl....the one at the stage...that chick I was dancing with............I had my dick out the WHOLE TIME. I tried to shove it through her panties!" and then giggled uncontrollably


fun stuff

[minorthreat]

I was at this party in Minneapolis where a bunch of hippies lived. They were all jamming in the living room with bongos and acoustic guitars. I play the guitar. So I decided to play along with them. A heavier set hippie chick with dreads starts to really pay attention to me. I sucked on her huge, pierced boobs in front of everyone.

[what?]

My friend Doug came to my house last week and tried fucking this chick but couldn't get his dick hard. He fell off the couch and woke up on the 50° unfinished basement floor 4 hours later butt naked.

This is the same guy that once shit his pants, emptied the turd from his boxers, put them back on, and then went to sleep.

tell the truth - the dude did or did not get further with her than you have with any chick since you moved into that place?

[minorthreat]

My buddy was staying at another friends house and brought a chick there. They were getting hot and heavy on the couch. He had made her cum already. SHe wanted to pay him back by fucking him but she had gone dry. She went into the bathroom and grabbed what she thought was something to use as lube. She came back in the livingroom and proceeded to rub it all over her vag and his cock. They go at it. A few minutes later, my friend says he has to stop because of the burning. She doesn't say much, just gets up and runs for the bathroom. Turns out she grabbed a bottle of aftershave to use as lube. My friend washed his dick in our other buddy's sink that night.

[TomFoolery]

tell the truth - the dude did or did not get further with her than you have with any chick since you moved into that place?

Truth.

I have banged at least 3 women that have puked from alcohol consumption less than an hour before I had sex with them.

[TomFoolery]

I have had sex with a condom made out of Saran Wrap.

[what?]

Truth.

I have banged at least 3 women that have puked from alcohol consumption less than an hour before I had sex with them.

I took a chick's virginity in my car and we both puked immediately after

another chick puked the next morning at the thought of having slept with me

[minorthreat]

I had sex with a bigger chick in a twin bed. She was in the snowmobile position. I was hitting it pretty hard. Must have been too hard because my bed broke. Made a gigantic crash. We kept going. My roommate ran in the room to see what was up and got a nice look at the pile driving taking place. I miss her.

[Belle]

. My friend pulls his finger from her vag and Dirty Sanchez's the guy.

that wasnt a dirty sanchez, mi amigo.

[minorthreat]

that wasnt a dirty sanchez, mi amigo.

Not technically, but how else can I describe the motion more clearly?

[what?]

Not technically, but how else can I describe the motion more clearly?

if it doesn't already have a name, let's call it the TammyC

[minorthreat]

I took a chick's virginity in my car and we both puked immediately after

another chick puked the next morning at the thought of having slept with me

Rack!


This is good shit.

[minorthreat]

if it doesn't already have a name, let's call it the TammyC

Works for me.

[Undeadcannibal]

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[Undeadcannibal]

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