[leucetios]

Foolery's thread gave me this idea. Know any good songs about masturbation? The good part is optional

I Touch Myself
Dancing With Myself

[leucetios]

one more: Longview by Green Day

[Bill]

One More time and Opps I did it again - Britney spears

there's 2

[leucetios]

One More time and Opps I did it again - Britney spears

there's 2

Seriously? I did not know this (probably cause I don't know the songs).

[Bill]

Seriously? I did not know this (probably cause I don't know the songs).

the titles seemed fitting...Google might have fucked me this time though.

[leucetios]

the titles seemed fitting...Google might have fucked me this time though.

This thread is about masturbation. If Google fucked you, start another thread.

[dora]

the titles seemed fitting...Google might have fucked me this time though.

I am pretty sure your wrong. Oops is about making a guy think your interested in him when your not or soemthing.

[Bill]

I am pretty sure your wrong. Oops is about making a guy think your interested in him when your not or soemthing.

this is just another shinning example solidifying the fact that Google just anally raped me.

[leucetios]

this is just another shinning example solidifying the fact that Google just anally raped me.

Admit it: you liked it.


sin,
Google Spider

[Bill]

Admit it: you liked it.


sin,
Google Spider

Not in the least.
Mrs Bill tossed my salad last night and I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that I liked it.:ph34r:

[leucetios]

Not in the least.
Mrs Bill tossed my salad last night and I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that I liked it.:ph34r:

:Zipit: I'm going back to the "boobs" thread

[Belle]

She Bop

[leucetios]

She Bop

what's this?

I might make a playlist of songs just about jerking off

[Anhil8tor]

Bron-Y-Aur Stomp

[Belle]

what's this?

I might make a playlist of songs just about jerking off

She Bop by Cindy Lauper...

Here's the lyrics..

We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans -
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop - he bop - we bop...

[ntype]

masturbation huhbuh you wrote masturbation huhuhu (ok it was a beavis & butthead 5 seconds)

---xxx---
wank down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just covering up

[chorus:]
wank in the U.S.A.
wank in the U.S.A.
wank in the U.S.A.
wank in the U.S.A.

I got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to the titty bar
To go and tickle the bean

[chorus]

Come back home to the wankinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
I go down to see the wanking man
He said "Son don't you understand"

[chorus]

I had a buddy at the sex shop
Fighting off his tickling wang
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a nympho chick over the counter
I got a picture of him in her arms

Down in the shadow of the sex shop
Out by the pussy farts
I'm ten years down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go

I'm a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
wank in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.