02-23-2006, 03:22 AM
Once upon a time, TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY were working on the BellSouth tower. cLaY falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bird33 says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Tom says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bird33 says, "Where did you get that, Tom?"
"cLaY's wife gave it to me," Tom replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Tom says. "When she answered the door, I said, 'You must be cLaY's widow?'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are".
Goodnight.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bird33 says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Tom says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bird33 says, "Where did you get that, Tom?"
"cLaY's wife gave it to me," Tom replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Tom says. "When she answered the door, I said, 'You must be cLaY's widow?'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are".
Goodnight.
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