TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - Printable Version

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-23-2006

Once upon a time, TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY were working on the BellSouth tower. cLaY falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bird33 says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Tom says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bird33 says, "Where did you get that, Tom?"

"cLaY's wife gave it to me," Tom replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Tom says. "When she answered the door, I said, 'You must be cLaY's widow?'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are".


Goodnight.

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - Undeadcannibal - 02-23-2006

I imagine that If I intraveniously injected margarine into a vein in my penis during erection, that I could die...but maybe...just maybe...I could become BUTTER MAN! I would save the day by making things slippery, and causing acne!

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - WoolyGoat - 02-23-2006

Which of your penises would receive the injection?

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - Undeadcannibal - 02-23-2006

the 3rd nub on the left.

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - WoolyGoat - 02-23-2006

These are important details, you know.

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - Undeadcannibal - 02-23-2006

Indeed, WW2 wouldn't have happened if the Terminator hadn't kicked the wrong pair of balls.

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TomFoolery, Bird33 and cLaY... - snarg - 02-23-2006

UDC, good to see ya
no links today?

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