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Last night...
#1

some fuckers broke into my car, when i heard the noise i rushed out and saw the canopy on my pick up open. i rushed out to the car and saw they had stolen my fishing rod and reel which i was supposed to use at a fishing comp today. i jumped into my pickup and drove off looking for the bastards.

i caught up to them at a train station where they were about to go over a pedestrian bridge ito a notoriously 'bad' area(loads of gansters and criminals). i managed to hit one of them with my car and got hold of the fucker. he tried to stab me but had a baton with me and i used it on his head, it seemed to stop the knife instantly and also caused blood loss of the third kind on his forehead. i asked him who his mates were while i waite for police and he told me he dont know them apparently. but they did phone him while he was in my custody and asked him if he got away from me. my answer to them was to come and look.

a 24-hour armed response company was first to arrive and as they were hand cuffing him the little shit came loose and pulled a knife out from god knows where and tried to stab me again, this time he had some sucess, as he cut my arm, not deep, but its the whole fucking idea that counts. so i did what any man would have done, i punched him in the face, broke his nose, and kicked him on his was down. when the cops arrived(after an hour) they took him to hospital where he got stitches in his head and back(he tried to escape from the cops too and he got a cut at the hospital).

now the little shit is laying charges against me for assault...me, the one that got robbed and stabbed.


the moral of the story, when you catch them, dont call the fuzz, they will just fuck it up.

BTW, he was released thei morning and the fuckwad know where i stay now, so now i'm sitting with my magnum on my nlap as i type this...if i'm not here next week, send me some cookies in jail...


spyk

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#2

heh.
You are talking to someone who has been arrested 7 times in 3 months for fighting--its not always the answer, sadly enough.
Not being able to give someone a good ole fashioned ass whupping is one of the things wrong with the US

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#3

yeah, poor guys. at least the police still gave him what we call a 'poes klap'

almost lie pussy wupping but not quite

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#4

How about living where white people live?
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#5

1. Insurances are made for that cases
2. Playing around your self version of "Charles Bronson" in the "nightly city justice dude" is only going to get you severly wounded or dead
3. Next time remember to keep valuable things not in the clear view of everyone, they stole you but you started by being neglecting.
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#6

yeah well, too late for that...

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#7

did ntype just throw out a charles bronson sentence???????
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