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Dinner At Bleeyedwomans Place
#1

Hey we want some good stuff, we can get Kangaroo anyday walk out the back and shoot one or 2, we want Barramundi and Prawns for dinner and some good Aussie beer, not that export fosters crap we mean Tooheys Dry or Redback, you do have a Barbacue at you place

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Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#2

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Hey we want some good stuff, we can get Kangaroo anyday walk out the back and shoot one or 2, we want Barramundi and Prawns for dinner and some good Aussie beer, not that export fosters crap we mean Tooheys Dry or Redback, you do have a Barbacue at you place

How bout xxxx?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

XXXX is just as bad as Fosters only fit for export or weed killer and to Australia a bad name, We could also enjoy a drop of Bunderberg Rum as it is a fav of mine

Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#4

56 minutes to go, then we leaving on a jet plane for Blueyeed womans shack, clean sheets please

Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#5

there are kangaroos in his palce ??? mmh
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#6

I can spot at 20-30 a day on way to work and home, why dont you have any wild animals over there

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Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#7

I can hear Koalas grunting and mating in the tree in my front yard at night.

For those who have never heard how loud this is, imagine a similar sound to that made by Bird33 when Tribal Dragon is having his way with the gaping whole he calls an anus.

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#8

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:I can spot at 20-30 a day on way to work and home, why dont you have any wild animals over there

we have wolves, bears and swiss-germans hiddling freely in the mountains. I live in a city
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#9

We live in a city as well but we still get the bloody things raoming about anoying you, millions of the things out west

Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#10

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:We live in a city as well but we still get the bloody things raoming about anoying you, millions of the things out west

good night
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#11

Um, I dunno about those kinds of beers or rum but I can prolly get it. As for dinner, no kangaroo here, but I could cook up some filet mignon steaks, buttery mashed potatoes with brown gravy, steamed broccoli and toasted garlic French bread.

Dessert will be homemade chocolate chip cookies and ice cream.

Party at BEW's!!!
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#12

Sounds great BEW, I hope this ain't a dream
But I thought dessert was you with cookies and ice-cream?

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#13

Oli-dogg Wrote:Sounds great BEW, I hope this ain't a dream
But I thought dessert was you with cookies and ice-cream?


Oli, I give great dessert and you know my eyes are blue
cookies and cream aren't all you'll get or I ain't BEW

Come see me in Southern Cali and I'll serve you a great brew
You'll go back home a happy man, and it won't be kangaroo.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Oli, I give great dessert and you know my eyes are blue
cookies and cream aren't all you'll get or I ain't BEW

Come see me in Southern Cali and I'll serve you a great brew
You'll go back home a happy man, and it won't be kangaroo.
:drool:

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#15

It's been a couple of months, I think I'm done drooling
On second thoughts wait - who am I fooling?
There is no disputing, the temptation BEW's shooting
Is "giving great dessert" alluding to rooting?

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