[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm standing in line at the checkout when I noticed this drop dead gorgeous blonde behind me. She sees me notice her and she raises her hand, smiles and says, "hello". I'm thinking 'what the fuck'.

I'm wondering what the fuck is a looker like this doing waving to me, and although she sort of looked familiar I have no idea where I might know her from. So, I say, "Sorry, do you know me?"

Then she says, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my kids!"

Holy fuck! My mind is going 1000 mph thinking back to every thing I had ever done wrong. But, there had only been one time in my marriage that I had been unfaithful.

"Jesus Christ! Are you that stripper gram from my stag night that I fucked on the pool table in front of all my buddies while the other stripper chic whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No" she replies, "I think your daughter might be in my English class"

What a relief that was.

[BrainDonor]

:loool:

[snarg]

ya gotta love the flump
:lool:

[Bill]

This just goes one step furthur to show PTA meetings are $$$

[cLaY]

ha! RACK!

[Lou_dog]

I laughed:loool:

[Raiden]

I gave up about a half of a smile for that one.

thnx.

[Duckbutter]

you had me at "what the fuck"

[NinjaBassist]

The real question is did you hit it?

[Blueeyedwoman]

It's my guess that she was waving to the guy behind you but when you piped up, she took pity and pretended it was you whose attention she wanted.

[ntype]

It's my guess that she was waving to the guy behind you but when you piped up, she took pity and pretended it was you whose attention she wanted.

you have blonde hairs that explain a lot and excuses you of many others.

[Damagedone]

personaly, i would have raped her right then and there.

[suzy]

It's my guess that she was waving to the guy behind you but when you piped up, she took pity and pretended it was you whose attention she wanted.

This kinda made me chuckle.