[NCSCOTT]

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Home of the headless drivers


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, (Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's


Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,and Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .....


North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Edjucashun State


Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep


Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!


Wisconsin: Cheese Munching Packer Fans Enjoying the Two Weeks of Summer


Wyoming: Miles and miles of NOTHING since 1890

[Velvet]

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ...Florida: Home of the headless drivers

Loved these two best of all . But i dont get the headless drivers thingy .. anyone care to explain ??

[Vinnie]

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
That's it in a nutshell :lmao:

[halfasleep]

You forgot these other Pennsylvania mottos:


"We got Philadelphia because New Jersey didn't want it!"


"Bigger than many Europian Countries!"


"Take our Governor..... please?"


"We still have the most deer recipes!"


"America started here... and got better!"


:p

[NCSCOTT]

Originally posted by velvet@Apr 5 2004, 12:38 AM

[b]Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ...Florida: Home of the headless drivers

Loved these two best of all . But i dont get the headless drivers thingy .. anyone care to explain ?? [/b]

Florida is where a lot of the retirees move to and they have tons of little ladies who can't see over the steering wheel. :lol:

[Velvet]

:lmao: Thanks NC that helps alot I was starting to wonder if it was like something in the water there and people saw weird things

[NCSCOTT]

famous antipop quote

alot is not a real word

use proper grammer when you are posting

[Bonkyboy]

Maybe you should go back and talk with her ...

[NCSCOTT]

I'll make you a deal Bboy. Since you don't like me to be here i'll stay away if you keep your ass off of UJ.

Are you man enough to stick to that deal????????

[lad]

Originally posted by NCSCOTT@Apr 6 2004, 01:10 PM
I'll make you a deal Bboy. Since you don't like me to be here i'll stay away if you keep your ass off of UJ.

Are you man enough to stick to that deal????????

what's your beef with bonky then NC??

just curious fella

[NCSCOTT]

Originally posted by britishlad+Apr 6 2004, 08:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Apr 6 2004, 08:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-NCSCOTT@Apr 6 2004, 01:10 PM
I'll make you a deal Bboy. Since you don't like me to be here i'll stay away if you keep your ass off of UJ.

Are you man enough to stick to that deal????????

what's your beef with bonky then NC??

just curious fella [/b][/quote]
We just don't like each other plain and simple. We didn't at the other board and never will. I orginally declined to join this board when velvet invited me because of not wanting to have to be around all his political posting but later decided to give it a try. The first night i joined he started in on me being here in the shoutbox and has made little cracks ever since. I will miss some of the posters on here if i leave but i think it is a fair deal if he will accept it and we will not have to deal with each other anymore.

[lad]

Originally posted by NCSCOTT+Apr 6 2004, 01:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(NCSCOTT @ Apr 6 2004, 01:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by britishlad@Apr 6 2004, 08:15 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-NCSCOTT@Apr 6 2004, 01:10 PM
[b] I'll make you a deal Bboy. Since you don't like me to be here i'll stay away if you keep your ass off of UJ.

Are you man enough to stick to that deal????????

what's your beef with bonky then NC??

just curious fella [/b]

We just don't like each other plain and simple. We didn't at the other board and never will. I orginally declined to join this board when velvet invited me because of not wanting to have to be around all his political posting but later decided to give it a try. The first night i joined he started in on me being here in the shoutbox and has made little cracks ever since. I will miss some of the posters on here if i leave but i think it is a fair deal if he will accept it and we will not have to deal with each other anymore. [/b][/quote]
Fair enough, but why leave?

If you enjoy the site, but you dont really get on with one person, that's not a good reason to leave friend.

I've not really spoken to you much since you've been here, but i've enjoyed your posts and think you should stay.

My thoughts NC

[Bonkyboy]

I hardly ever speak to you, silly boy. You worry too much.

And I'll post wherever I please.

Have a day.

[NCSCOTT]

Originally posted by Bonkyboy@Apr 6 2004, 10:45 AM
I hardly ever speak to you, silly boy. You worry too much.

And I'll post wherever I please.

Have a day.

Exactly as i thought.....Really great at sniping at others but never able to make a real choice when the chips are down. No wonder you ended your name with boy.

Have a day

[Bonkyboy]

And why do I have to choose, fucktard?

"When the chips are down" . . . Jesus. What a drama queen. Fix your diaper.

:lmao:

[parwell]

France= Liberte - Egalite - Fraternite...

[NCSCOTT]

Originally posted by Bonkyboy@Apr 7 2004, 02:46 AM
And why do I have to choose, fucktard?

"When the chips are down" . . . Jesus. What a drama queen. Fix your diaper.

:lmao:

Name calling how mature you are. Your children must be proud of you.

The reason i proposed the deal was so we wouldn't to have to subject the others to our animosity towards each other.If you have noticed i have never once posted in any thread you have posted on this board because i am trying to ignore you and keep things civil. I just don't click on any link that has your name on it which is how us grownups handle situations like this. Maybe you should try to do the same.

[Velvet]

Now gentleman I like both of you as do alot of people here . Please ..what happened at UJ should stay there and if its to hard to speak to each other on the site the best way to deal with that is to ignore each other . I would hate either of you to go as your both charming men and great for the site . Please think about this instead of argueing . Thanks for your time
velvet