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I'm Gonna Break It Off With Art Chick
#1

1. She hates the fact that I smoke weed.
2. Her friends are some of the ugliest broads I've ever seen.
3. I don't want to make the ladies of IT jealous.


I may start dating exclusively through internet sites. Make sure you look for my profile on Match.com and similar places; I should have some stuff uploaded by tomorrow.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

You never told us any date stories about her, so I have formed no emotional attachment. Dump away.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#3

TomFoolery Wrote:1. She hates the fact that I smoke weed.
2. Her friends are some of the ugliest broads I've ever seen.
3. I don't want to make the ladies of IT jealous.


I may start dating exclusively through internet sites. Make sure you look for my profile on Match.com and similar places; I should have some stuff uploaded by tomorrow.
I'll look for you.
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#4

TomFoolery Wrote:1. She hates the fact that I smoke weed.
2. Her friends are some of the ugliest broads I've ever seen.
3. I don't want to make the ladies of IT jealous.


I may start dating exclusively through internet sites. Make sure you look for my profile on Match.com and similar places; I should have some stuff uploaded by tomorrow.


Agreed. Damn!


Oh, you might want to think twice about Match.com. I've already registered you there. About a year ago. Sorry dood.
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#5

Translation: She gave Tom the "we just get along so well as friends" speech when he went in for the lovin'

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fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#6

Are you sure she didn't say "It's not you, it's me" bullshit?
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