[Fairiedust]

Goats Cause Traffic Jam On Pa. Turnpike

POSTED: 5:49 am EDT August 30, 2005
UPDATED: 8:57 am EDT August 30, 2005


If you are traveling east on the Pennsylvania Turnpike today, keep an eye out for some stray goats who shut down traffic earlier Tuesday.

Video:Goats Escape On Turnpike

Slideshow: Goats Cause Traffic Jam



A truck carrying 250 goats collided with a pick-up truck early this morning, closing down the eastbound lanes near Whitemarsh Township.

While the drivers of the two vehicles were OK, some of the four-legged passengers in the goat trailer made a break for it.

Not all the goats were accounted for, officials said, who were trying to drive the strays back to the truck as rush hour began.

Traffic was down to one lane in Fort Washington as the goat-wrangling efforts continued.

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[WoolyGoat]

Let my people go.

[Fairiedust]

Let my people go.

:lool:

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Did you hear about the guy that got caught sodomizing a goat in the middle of the street in broad daylight. He was going on trial and his lawyer told him not to worry. He told him that its all in how you pick the jury.

During the trail the horrible details of his perverse act came out in the trail. Throughout the trail, the lawyer whispered to the man not to worry because its all in how he picked the jury. The lowest point was when the arresting officer took the stand and described the incident.

"I viewed the defendent standing at the rear of the goat with his pants around his ankles. He was obviously sodomizing the animal and I approached him. Before I reached him, he had finished with the sexual act and the goat turned to him and begin to lick his genitals"

Upon hearing this, one of the jurors nudged the juror next to him and said, "A good goat'll do that ever time". The rest of the jury nodded in agreement.

[VitaminE]

Stray Goatses make me laff.

[WoolyGoat]

This thread has taken a horrible, horrible turn.

[Bill]

stray hairs make me gag....

[VitaminE]

stray hairs make me gag....

Ex-Stray Cats singers make excellent swing band directors

[Bill]

Ex-Stray Cats singers make excellent swing band directors

You just like using the words "Swing" and "Cats" together...