[TomFoolery]

What's the best way to lose 40 lbs. in 11 days? A friend wants to know.

[Dr. Lecter]

A high colonic will get about 5-7 pounds out.
Then, lop off those bitch titties of yours and you're 20+ lbs in already. And that's less than a week.
Good luch.

[yellowdog]

Crack, laxatives, and one of those silver sweat suits?

[Anhil8tor]

cutting off your head will lose you 10 lbs

[Dr. Lecter]

cutting off your head will lose you 10 lbs

It's Tomfoolery, not Beetlejuice.
Most heads weigh over 30 lbs, FWIW.

[TomFoolery]

I said it was for a friend, you idiots.

[cannonman]

Kill your friend's dog. They normally weigh about 40 lbs.







Seriously, it's next to impossible to lose that kind of weight that quickly. And it's not safe. I lost 10 lbs on a 45 mile bike ride last summer in 100 degree heat. It nearly kilt me.

[Anhil8tor]

For real though...........

I have dropped 12 lbs in the last 3 weeks.. dropped 5 in a week.. then 7 over the last 2.

[TomFoolery]

Kill your friend's dog. They normally weigh about 40 lbs.







Seriously, it's next to impossible to lose that kind of weight that quickly. And it's not safe. I lost 10 lbs on a 45 mile bike ride last summer in 100 degree heat. It nearly kilt me.

I was pretty much just foolin'. Thanks for your concern though.

[ntype]

yeah losing weight that fast (possible if you do sports every day and eat healty stuff) is dangerous as stated, moreover it's not really useful because if you lose really fast you'll gain as fast (that's the yo-yo effect).

work on long term.

otherwise try to do some kind of polar trecking.
Dunno if you have heard about that dude, mike horn, well he stated that only sleeping he was using more than 10'000 calories.

[soloca]

Take a shit.