[Devious]

GOVERNMENT NOTICE ! ! ! ! ! * * * * * * * *




The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

[Suicide Jim]

i used to have the picture that went along with that but i lost it when i had to format.