Gov't Notice -
Devious - 04-01-2004
GOVERNMENT NOTICE ! ! ! ! ! * * * * * * * *
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Gov't Notice - Suicide Jim - 04-01-2004
i used to have the picture that went along with that but i lost it when i had to format.