[Belle]

When you and Schmuck get married will you guys sing this tune by Johnny Cash?

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.

Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
Yeah, go to Jackson; go comb your hair!
Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson.
See if I care.

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat.
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson.
"Goodbye," that's all she wrote.

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
Yeah, go to Jackson, you big-talkin' man.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan,

Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went.
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back.

Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
And we've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went...

damn MT.. you're good at that!!!! and that was fast! You should consider a living writing music...

I am highly impressed..

[Belle]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck..

i just saw the "by Johnny Cash" part...

and here.. for a split second, i thought you had talent.

[Michman]

oh sweet virgin mary mother of baby jeebus. you dont think i am from Missouri (with one r) do you?

Jackson, Mississtakey! c'mon

i know....i just figured you'd like to hear that once.

[minorthreat]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck..

i just saw the "by Johnny Cash" part...

and here.. for a split second, i thought you had talent.

No, you jackass! I have no talent!

[Blondie]

I'm going to ask something I have actually wondered about....
What is the "C" for?

[Belle]

I'm going to ask something I have actually wondered about....
What is the "C" for?

ask MT.


C is for Cunt.

Or, it could be the first letter of my last name. I forget.

[minorthreat]

ask MT.


C is for Cunt.

Or, it could be the first letter of my last name. I forget.

or Crackhead.

[Blueeyedwoman]

"Minor Threat"


We're not the first, I hope we're not the last
'Cause I know we're all heading for that adult crash
The time is so little, the time belongs to us
Why is everybody in such a fucking rush?

Make do with what you have
Take what you can get
Pay no mind to us
We're just a minor threat

We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat

Early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart
Go to college, be a man, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how old I am, it's how old I feel

Take your time
Try not to forget
We never will
We're just a minor threat

We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat

[Belle]

"Minor Threat"


We're not the first, I hope we're not the last
'Cause I know we're all heading for that adult crash
The time is so little, the time belongs to us
Why is everybody in such a fucking rush?

Make do with what you have
Take what you can get
Pay no mind to us
We're just a minor threat

We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat

Early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart
Go to college, be a man, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how old I am, it's how old I feel

Take your time
Try not to forget
We never will
We're just a minor threat

We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat
We're Just a Minor Threat

Hey you! with the lyrics!

Off of my pretend internet kool aid!

[Belle]

or Crackhead.

awww .. that was one of those things that sounded better in your head, huh..

[haze]

Are you considering letting me sniff your vag or what?

[Belle]

Are you considering letting me sniff your vag or what?

I haven't considered it.. no..

But now, I have something to ponder...

[haze]

don't make me resort to that lousy photoshop again..

CUZ I'LL DO IT!

[Swits]

my question is: ever done it with another chic?

[Shadrach]

my question is: ever done it with another chic?

My question is: Will you consider this^^^ a proposition.

[asshat]

Tammy,

Spit or swallow?

[ntype]

regular or goofy ?