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Guess what.
#1

My dogs killed the neighbors cat when it came in through the dog door. They(my neighbors) were not very happy. I showed them where the cat hd sprayed his fucking piss on my carpet prior to having his ass ripped apart by two cute little doggies. After seeing and smelling the mess their little fuckburp had made they said sorry and left.

Fuck.
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#2

Dude, you know the right thing to do would have been do mail me the dead cats, right?
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#3

VitaminE Wrote:Dude, you know the right thing to do would have been do mail me the dead cats, right?

Trash doesnt go out til tomorrow. I can fish it out probably.

Fuck.
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#4

poor cat X2 (for being killed and maybe *loved* by VitE)
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#5

Personally I could have gone all week without this story. Why don't you quit today and take a two week vacation away from IT?
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Personally I could have gone all week without this story. Why don't you quit today and take a two week vacation away from IT?


Same reason you dont smear banana paste on your twat and run naked through a room full of starving gorillas. It wouldnt be that fun.

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#7

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Same reason you dont smear banana paste on your twat and run naked through a room full of starving gorillas. It wouldnt be that fun.


I've done this. It was okay.
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I've done this. It was okay.


Letting horse near your bits doesnt count.

Fuck.
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#9

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Letting horse near your bits doesnt count.

Maybe if I was dead and rotting, otherwise, he has zero chance.
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Maybe if I was dead and rotting, otherwise, he has zero chance.


I still think he would go for it.

Fuck.
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#11

I hate cats. RACK your dogs.
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#12

:lool: no wonder the cat pissed on your carpet...i think it would be nicer to have it stuffed and mounted..maybe as a door stop or a pencil sharpener, these and other brillant ideas can be found in ..."101 uses for a dead cat"

http://www.enotalone.com/books/0517545160.html

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#13

what kind of dogs?
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#14

anhil8tor Wrote:what kind of dogs?
2 pitbulls mixes. Ill try to find a pic.

Fuck.
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