Guess what. - Printable Version

Guess what. - Printable Version

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Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

My dogs killed the neighbors cat when it came in through the dog door. They(my neighbors) were not very happy. I showed them where the cat hd sprayed his fucking piss on my carpet prior to having his ass ripped apart by two cute little doggies. After seeing and smelling the mess their little fuckburp had made they said sorry and left.

Guess what. - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

Dude, you know the right thing to do would have been do mail me the dead cats, right?

Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Dude, you know the right thing to do would have been do mail me the dead cats, right?

Trash doesnt go out til tomorrow. I can fish it out probably.

Guess what. - ntype - 07-05-2005

poor cat X2 (for being killed and maybe *loved* by VitE)

Guess what. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

Personally I could have gone all week without this story. Why don't you quit today and take a two week vacation away from IT?

Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Personally I could have gone all week without this story. Why don't you quit today and take a two week vacation away from IT?

Same reason you dont smear banana paste on your twat and run naked through a room full of starving gorillas. It wouldnt be that fun.

Guess what. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Same reason you dont smear banana paste on your twat and run naked through a room full of starving gorillas. It wouldnt be that fun.

I've done this. It was okay.

Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I've done this. It was okay.

Letting horse near your bits doesnt count.

Guess what. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Letting horse near your bits doesnt count.

Maybe if I was dead and rotting, otherwise, he has zero chance.

Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Maybe if I was dead and rotting, otherwise, he has zero chance.

I still think he would go for it.

Guess what. - Beaucephus - 07-05-2005

I hate cats. RACK your dogs.

Guess what. - Fairiedust - 07-05-2005

:lool: no wonder the cat pissed on your carpet...i think it would be nicer to have it stuffed and mounted..maybe as a door stop or a pencil sharpener, these and other brillant ideas can be found in ..."101 uses for a dead cat"

http://www.enotalone.com/books/0517545160.html

Guess what. - Anhil8tor - 07-05-2005

what kind of dogs?

Guess what. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-05-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:what kind of dogs?

2 pitbulls mixes. Ill try to find a pic.