07-05-2005, 05:07 PM
as a masterbation lube. Not good. It smells nice and all, but it just didn't give the slippery-ness of heel and elbow lotion. It wasn't a total failure. The was a 'Happy Ending' and stuff. Post conclusion clean up wasn't bad, in fact the pomade made my pubes looked like a well groomed negro. I'm inspired to use brown shoe polish next time. I'm not a racist or any thing, but I think using the polish will make the hook look like he's dressed up in black face.
