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I attempted to use American Crew pomade - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

as a masterbation lube. Not good. It smells nice and all, but it just didn't give the slippery-ness of heel and elbow lotion. It wasn't a total failure. The was a 'Happy Ending' and stuff. Post conclusion clean up wasn't bad, in fact the pomade made my pubes looked like a well groomed negro. I'm inspired to use brown shoe polish next time. I'm not a racist or any thing, but I think using the polish will make the hook look like he's dressed up in black face.

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I attempted to use American Crew pomade - cLaY - 07-05-2005

anyone have a Ted Danson in black face pic to post in here?

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I attempted to use American Crew pomade - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

cLaY Wrote:anyone have a Ted Danson in black face pic to post in here?

Ntype, please wytch a 60 degree curve to the right in T.D.'s neck.

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I attempted to use American Crew pomade - ntype - 07-05-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Ntype, please wytch a 60 degree curve to the right in T.D.'s neck.

:confused:

errm not sure to understand that request

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