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I woke up this morning at 2 am
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puking my fucking guts out. I have puked approximately 11 times since then. I have diarrhea so bad that my ass is like a water faucet with no off knob. My chest hurts from the amout of puking I have done in the last 9 hrs, and my ass is so raw that I can't wipe it with toilet paper, I just dab at the hole softly!!! I am working from home today!!!






































































Have at it boys!!!! :"::

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#2

Time for a Football!

:fuckYou:
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Devious Wrote:Time for a Football!
I wish, I'm out. Gotta a few 7.5's left, but that's it.

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#4

Um.. baby wipes kick ass at that point and time.


You sure are sick alot man.
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anhil8tor Wrote:Um.. baby wipes kick ass at that point and time.


You sure are sick alot man.
i could count on one hand how many times I've been sick in my life until this year!! This has fucking sucked. Until now, my immune system was made of granite. I don't know wtf is going on

P.S. don't have baby wipes, but have taken the toilet paper and ran it under the cool water. It soothes the burning sensation in my ass! :lol2:

Sig that fuckers!!! :eek:

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Jdub Wrote:i could count on one hand how many times I've been sick in my life until this year!! This has fucking sucked. Until now, my immune system was made of granite. I don't know wtf is going on

P.S. don't have baby wipes, but have taken the toilet paper and ran it under the cool water. It soothes the burning sensation in my ass! :lol2:

Sig that fuckers!!! :eek:

Baby wipes are the best thing ever. I use them all the time. Espically after I eat boiled crawfish. It soothes and cleans at the same time.
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anhil8tor Wrote:Baby wipes are the best thing ever. I use them all the time. Espically after I eat boiled crawfish. It soothes and cleans at the same time.
I'll try anything. Might have to go to Food Lion. Right now I'm balancing on one ass cheek!! HAHA

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2nd on the baby wipes. Also since you're there get some desitin (seriously) for the bung hole. Overnight, this will bring it back to 100%
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my arms are cold
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#10

try a warmer then usual bath....sure sucks being sick...so much for the morning wood

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#11

where's "assvomit" when you need him.
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Bill Wrote:where's "assvomit" when you need him.
I flushed it.

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I was like that a few weeks ago dood, so I feel your pain....
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Gammeldansk .....
There's no better cure in the world.
If your tummys sick you get well.
If not .....,. You get ill...........



http://www.gammeldansk.dk/

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:Gammeldansk .....
There's no better cure in the world.
If your tummys sick you get well.
If not .....,. You get ill...........



http://www.gammeldansk.dk/

ok boss now tell me something about this "gift pack". I see one bottle, glasses...and a few petanque balls. ????
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#16

Well .... it get really intresting to play after a bunch of glasses .....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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