[NinjaBassist]

..so I was out at Blue Skies skydiving and it was real shitty conditions. It was windy as hell people were landing everywhere but the designated landing zone. Luckily my ass navigates my way down and makes it to the landing zone. I'm coming in for the land I flare touch the ground and a thermal whips my ass back up in the air, twists my shute and pummels my ass back onto the ground straight on my back. Talk about scary. I thought I was a dead man on that one.

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that's a shame