[VitaminE]

Let's see who's waiting on the line

VitaminE, Bill, leeman, Michman, ntype, what?

[Michman]

Hi VitE...This is Mich.....Longtime listener and first time caller........Can you tell me why people in Minnesota have a wierd accent? Also now that Randy Moss is gone who is Duante gunna have suck his monkey stick?

[snarg]

first time caller, long time listener:

how ya doin, mr. E?
listen, how many times can you do a dead cat if you don't use the duct tape?
my friend and i have a bet on this so i hope you can clear this up
i am gonna hang up now and let you answer
thanks, i love yer show

[Bill]

Hello Morning Radio! Hey I was hoping you could answer a question for me VitE. Pabst always gives me one helluva case of the shits. is there some sort of vitamin I can take to fix this or am I just gonna have to start buying something other then that rebottled piss?

[VitaminE]

this thread makes the Exxon Veldez wreck look like a non-issue.

[Bill]

this thread makes the Exxon Veldez wreck look like a non-issue.

And you'd think the dood who started it would know better by now....go figure.

[Jesse Antarctica]

Hello this is ntype long distance calling so I'm going to make short as we may be interu...
<click tuuuut>

[asshat]

Helloooooo. This is K......VIT 98.3!!. Are you calling about with a story about "the stupidest thing your spouse ever bought at a garaaaaaage sale"?

Um. No. I was, um, calling because I have a gun to my head and am going to pull the trigger. I just can't contin.........

Excuuuuuse, me sir. Could you hold please. Thanks bunch.

Damnit.

:*>

Ooooookay, we are baaaack. This is K......VIT 98.3!!. Are you calling about with a story about "the stupidest thing your spouse ever bought at a garaaaaaaaaaaaage sale"?

No. I am about to commit suicide. I was calling to get some help. I was hoping

Oh, it appearrrrrrrs we lost that caller on Line 4. People, we need to pay attention to the rules. I need one more caller with a garaaaaaage sale story. Look at those lines light up.

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[Jesse Antarctica]

:loool:

[VitaminE]

:lool:

[Anhil8tor]

cratch:


who died?