02-19-2005, 12:20 AM
should i hit on his soon to be ex??
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
My friends getting divorced
02-19-2005, 12:21 AM
I think guy code states that you must wait a month for every year they were married before you can hit on her. Asshat, pealse check the code of ethics and report here.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
02-19-2005, 12:22 AM
:| ><
02-19-2005, 12:24 AM
leucetios Wrote::| ><
bitter pill eh?
sorry dawg seriously
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
02-19-2005, 12:26 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I think guy code states that you must wait a month for every year they were married before you can hit on her. Asshat, pealse check the code of ethics and report here.
Well they've been married for 2 years and they've been "split up" for 4 months so guy code states i should be balls deep
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
02-19-2005, 12:38 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I think guy code states that you must wait a month for every year they were married before you can hit on her. Asshat, pealse check the code of ethics and report here.
Male Code of Ethics:
Rule 14. What to do in the event a good male friend plans a divorce. If a good male friend intends to get a divorce, there are ethical rules to be adhered to by his male friends regarding future relationships with his wife. These vary depending on the degree of hotness of the future divorcee (see Rule 11):
14.a. If the future divorcee is not at all hot, then you could only be allowed to hit on her if you were severly under the influence. In that case (see Rule 21), there would be no appropriate time limit, as you are under the influence and cannot be held responsible for your behavior.
14.b. If the future divorcee is sort of hot, then you must wait until the divorce is final and then at least one month for each year that the marriage was intact. If you can manage to keep anyone from finding out about (ie. secretly meet her places), you can divide that time frame in half.
14.c. If the future divorcee is a total babe, then you would be expected to hit on her immediately and would have been expected to have been hitting on her since you first met her. Hitting on total babes is always acceptable under any circumstance. If you do not end up hosing her within the first year of her divorce, then you are gay (see Rule 74).
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02-19-2005, 01:15 AM
Asshat Wrote:Damn you Tom!
WTF?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
02-19-2005, 01:18 AM
Asshat Wrote:Damn you Tom!
that's wasn't very kind, or gentle. :S
02-19-2005, 01:24 AM
at least asshat got his log-in back
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
02-19-2005, 02:15 AM
Asshat Wrote:Damn you Tom!
did you posted that ethic code without seeing that Tom was aking you to do so.
pliff:
02-19-2005, 02:20 AM
ntype Wrote:did you posted that ethic code without seeing that Tom was aking you to do so.No I posted it (which took a few minutes) and then the fukker never even acknowledged it. I should be used to it by now.
02-19-2005, 02:22 AM
ah yeah well. Anyway this ethic stuff is $
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