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Dear Asshat,
Would you mind moving your hand back and forth a little?
Thanks,
TomFoolery's Nutsack
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Dear minorthreat,
I've been stuck here riding the bench all season and haven't had any playing time in nearly 2 years. I hate to say this, but I think it's time for me to retire.
Sincerely,
Your size 36 belt
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Dear VitaminE,
We've been reading your recent posts and have decided to lift your ban. You fit our style perfectly and it would be an honor to have you aboard again.
Sincerely,
The Uselessjunk.com Team
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Dear Vitamin E,
If your gonna drink at least drink some decent beer. Your killing me with all the Pabst. Honestly I dont care what anyone says a 12 pack before 4:00 on the dot isnt the only way to make the old lady hot. Try some OJ or possibly wine coolers
TIA,
Your Liver
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VitaminE Wrote:[font="]holy unnecessary[/font]!!!!! Batman
ba dum bum
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
