[Anhil8tor]

masturbation loses its fun?

[PurpleHaze]

You've been listening to Green Day, haven't you?

[Banana]

When masturbation loses it fun, you're fucking lonely. Dude.

[TomFoolery]

With all the techniques available I say never. Chicago Backhand, The Stranger, etc...

[ClayRock]

The Stranger worked like a champ for me last night...i also enjoy using my opposite hand. Sometimes, when coupled with The Stranger, The Opposite Hand Stranger feels like a reach around.

[Banana]

Fast or slow strokes?

[ClayRock]

just depends if you want it to last 2 minutes or 2.5 minutes.

[Anhil8tor]

So if masturbation never loses its fun... how many sperm cells are killed needlessly every year?

[asshat]

Okay, a sperm cell does not live indefinitely in your body. So, knowing that, what happens to the dead sperm cells in the guys that do not ejaculate?

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by Achilles@Nov 4 2004, 11:33 AM
...guys that do not ejaculate?

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:roll:

[asshat]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Nov 4 2004, 06:49 PM
:roll:

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It was a hypothetical question, Dr. Foolery.

[Jesse Antarctica]

they die, then every three days it's the night of the living sperms that come back from where they were, they try to kill the new sperms then they are all destroyed by some sperms that was cleverer than the others.

usually the cleverer spermatozoid is wounded and then dies. Left are only redneck-like-seeds.

So if you want to have intelligent and clever childrens who will never do drugs or alcool, just go on everyday.

On the second hand (wah ah ah...eemm sorry) if you want to have a normal sprout and not a future jesus-all-my-glory-don't-have-fun-never-daddy-you-are-a-shame (that was long) somewhat once

pfff

I bored myself here.

[Anhil8tor]

Originally posted by ntype@Nov 4 2004, 01:05 PM
I bored myself here.

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2nd

[Bill]

Originally posted by anhil8tor@Nov 4 2004, 01:28 PM
So if masturbation never loses its fun... how many sperm cells are killed needlessly every year?

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note enough, look at pepsi...........