[cobber]

* Men are like... Bananas... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

* Men are like... Vacations... They never seem to be long
enough.

* Men are like... Weather... Nothing can be done to
change them.

* Men are like... Blenders... You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.

* Men are like... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

* Men are like... Coffee... The best ones are rich, warm,
& can keep you up all night long.

* Men are like... Commercials... You can't believe a word
they say.

* Men are like... Department Stores... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.

* Men are like... Government Bonds... They take soooooooo
long to mature.

* Men are like... Mascara... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.

* Men are like... Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.

* Men are like... Snowstorms... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.

* Men are like... Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

* Men are like... Parking Spots... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

:lmao: :lmao:

[Bonkyboy]

Yep ... guilty as charged.