[Tommy]

I hope we can make the deadline.Interesting deduction.
And then what happened?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
bird is?Yeah. By "we" do you mean you and me?

it was a hypothetical situation you dumb bitch.

[BIRD33]

soon as this cunt answers the phone be like "WHO IS THIS??????" Then when she says your name be like "Oh, sup. Its bird. We gonna get together and fuck this weekend or what?"

Thats what my friend wanted to do.It would be funny but she barely speaks english so I think it would rattle her.

[Banana]

In my bed last night...

now that the kids are old enough to wonder the house you have to stay contained.

Me no understand. Your little one is in a crib. No wandering. Your big one sleeps in his own room, right? Is the door open? He can get out? Does he wander the house at night while you are sleeping? Or do you have sex when they are awake and playing?

[Anhil8tor]

Me no understand. Your little one is in a crib. No wandering. Your big one sleeps in his own room, right? Is the door open? He can get out? Does he wander the house at night while you are sleeping? Or do you have sex when they are awake and playing?

8.2 sleeps with his door open. He wanders from time to time and comes straight to our room. Tuesday night I was sound asleep and had that funny feeling... I open my eyes and he is standing there looking at me (2 in the morning at that).

He says "daddy I need to go pee pee".

"Well go pee pee"...

WTF kid?

[Banana]

That shit creeps me out, Seriously. I don't know how I am going to handle that stage. Little Nanner will be the type to wander through the house when everyone is sleeping and she's likely to eat cat food or something. I will have her door closed and a monitor in her room until she is 5.

[Tommy]

she barely speaks english

then call her chiquita.

[BIRD33]

then call her chiquita.

I might go the nickname route till she goes to the bathroom(in a bathroom) and I can root around in her purse.

[WoolyGoat]

I might go the nickname route till she goes to the bathroom(in a bathroom) and I can root around in her purse.

are you stealing this entire scenario from Seinfeld or what?

[BIRD33]

are you stealing this entire scenario from Seinfeld or what?

This is similar I agree.Nothing stolen,just a single guy trying to find love.Is that so wrong, wooley?

[WoolyGoat]

I'll allow it.

[BIRD33]

Thanks.

[Anhil8tor]

That shit creeps me out, Seriously. I don't know how I am going to handle that stage. Little Nanner will be the type to wander through the house when everyone is sleeping and she's likely to eat cat food or something. I will have her door closed and a monitor in her room until she is 5.

creeps you out.. it reminds me of some shit in the shining. Why the fuck do you just stand there and stare? how long did it take me to wake up? :ct:

[Sunny]

Hotel room
Nice sheets