[Anhil8tor]

any ideas?

[Vitamin E]

The weiner dog painting from the FarSide is money!

[cLaY]

Bob Marley, pot leaves, and beads draping the doorway.

[Vitamin E]

Hire JDub to do it.

[ntype]

a plant, because plants are cool. then put up some *vintage* framed sports posters. that should do the trick.

Or your junk printed out in fake colors and upside down. :d (cheap contemporary art)

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

if its a red x, then fuck off.

[BIRD33]

Hire some people displaced by Katrina to do a live Nativity scene in your office.

[cLaY]

Hire some people displaced by Katrina to do a live Nativity scene in your office.

Gold teeth, OE 40oz, and angel dust as the gifts from the wisemen? I'm sorry, this is racist.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Hang heads of decapitated animals on wall, i.e. wildebeast, springbok and rhinoceros. Upholster furniture in leopard and zebra safari print. Play sound effects taped in the African veldt.

[Bill]

The fab Five should come and decorate it for you.

[Bess Teaten]

Why not install a hidden refrigerator. When you get hungry there's no problem with finding a nice mid morning snack or afternoon nosh.

[Anhil8tor]

I found a nice auto'd picture of Joe Montana and Dwight Clark PSA certified..