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I have been married 1 month
#21

cLaY Wrote:and have gotten laid a total of 2 times that i can remember.

:mellow:

Wedding rings are kryptonite for a womans libido.

Fuck.
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#22

Fuck it marry yourself like Rodman. Your hand can't avoid ya forever

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#23

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Wedding rings are kryptonite for a womans libido.

Sadly, this was happening prior to the wedding.

She got all these sexy little outfits for the bachorette party. She wears them to bed sometimes, makes my dick hard, and then falls asleep.
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#24

cLaY Wrote:Sadly, this was happening prior to the wedding.

She got all these sexy little outfits for the bachorette party. She wears them to bed sometimes, makes my dick hard, and then falls asleep.
Is she a heavy sleeper? If so just sneak it in for few rounds. If she wakes just act like your ass got stung by a bee

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#25

i may just start beating off in front of her.
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#26

cLaY Wrote:Sadly, this was happening prior to the wedding.

She got all these sexy little outfits for the bachorette party. She wears them to bed sometimes, makes my dick hard, and then falls asleep.

Grounds for divorce.

Fuck.
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#27

:loool: :lool:

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"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#28

I don't see what's so funny...
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#29

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Grounds for divorce.
2st

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