08-15-2005, 04:12 PM
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e
= crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k =
funky l = boobie m = sleezy
n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r =
dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =
dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e =
chicken f = barffy g = lizard
h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l
= fricken m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s
= lickin t = snickle u = chuckle
v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z =
girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants
h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l =
tush m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s =
fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
"Truly Great Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To Leave, And Impossible
To Forget."
-G. Randolf
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e
= crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k =
funky l = boobie m = sleezy
n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r =
dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =
dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e =
chicken f = barffy g = lizard
h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l
= fricken m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s
= lickin t = snickle u = chuckle
v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z =
girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants
h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l =
tush m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s =
fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
"Truly Great Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To Leave, And Impossible
To Forget."
-G. Randolf
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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