Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Printable Version
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Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Fairiedust - 08-15-2005
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e
= crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k =
funky l = boobie m = sleezy
n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r =
dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =
dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e =
chicken f = barffy g = lizard
h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l
= fricken m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s
= lickin t = snickle u = chuckle
v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z =
girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants
h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l =
tush m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s =
fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
"Truly Great Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To Leave, And Impossible
To Forget."
-G. Randolf
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Michman - 08-15-2005
Mine would be..............Sleezy Frickenhump
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Blueeyedwoman - 08-15-2005
Dorfus Burgerbutt.
Why am I not surprised?
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Odysseus - 08-15-2005
fluffy dippinshorts
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-15-2005
flumper barflusterbutt
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Blueeyedwoman - 08-15-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:flumper barflusterbutt
:loool:
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Odysseus - 08-15-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:dipsy dippindoodleftfy
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - WoolyGoat - 08-15-2005
fluffy pottybutt
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - jar025 - 08-15-2005
Farcus PottyFanny
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Shadrach - 08-15-2005
Sleezy Gizzard Lips...yeah.
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - ntype - 08-15-2005
Sloopy Dippibiscuit
mmh
<edit>
funny but dip the biscuit is an expression we use about plugging your love stick in the love cavern.
</edit>
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - quint - 08-15-2005
goober dippin dunkin
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Anhil8tor - 08-15-2005
boobie farklebiscuits
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-15-2005
Mine would be FuckYou McThatsTooMuchWork.
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Michman - 08-15-2005
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Mine would be FuckYou McThatsTooMuchWork.
:loool: pussy
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Fairiedust - 08-15-2005
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Mine would be FuckYou McThatsTooMuchWork.
:roll: :piss:
Anhil8tor Wrote:boobie farklebiscuits
:lool:
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-15-2005
Fairiedust Wrote::roll: :piss:IN!
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Fairiedust - 08-15-2005
:drool:
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:IN!
Your new name is.....Dorfus Wafflebutt - Belle - 08-16-2005
Sleezy Gizzardbutt