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[VitaminE]

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Re: Termination of Vitamin E



Dear Vitamin E,

Due to severe cost cutting measures the company has been forced to look very closely at absenteeism. After looking back at your records we found several occasions of phony illness. There were many incidents of you calling in on Fridays and Mondays which we believe to have been not in the best interest of Insane Train.

As you know from the most recent employee guide, it was clearly stated that we have zero tolerance for false absences. It is with deep regret that we are issuing this formal notification of your termination with Insane Train. Contact human resources to schedule an exit interview within two business days of your receipt of this notification.

You are to gather all your personal belongings from your office, or work space and leave work immediately. Failure to do so will result in even more serious complications with regard to your employment status.



LeeMan
Unit Manager



cc: Insane Train, Human Resources

[leeman]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Sep 16 2004, 02:29 PM
Thursday, September 16, 2004

Re: Termination of Vitamin E



Dear Vitamin E,

Due to severe cost cutting measures the company has been forced to look very closely at absenteeism. After looking back at your records we found several occasions of phony illness. There were many incidents of you calling in on Fridays and Mondays which we believe to have been not in the best interest of Insane Train.

As you know from the most recent employee guide, it was clearly stated that we have zero tolerance for false absences. It is with deep regret that we are issuing this formal notification of your termination with Insane Train. Contact human resources to schedule an exit interview within two business days of your receipt of this notification.

You are to gather all your personal belongings from your office, or work space and leave work immediately. Failure to do so will result in even more serious complications with regard to your employment status.



LeeMan
Unit Manager



cc: Insane Train, Human Resources

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Hey You faggot hacker ....

I was supposed to send that to you to day .....

I actually got a girl at the office really "white" in the face after writing one out for her ... :loool:

What I didn't know was that the boss ACTUALLY fired her after lunch ...... :unsure: