[Velvet]

Sex Calories
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the carbohydric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent: 12 Carbs

Without her consent: 2187 Carbs, and a trip to the hospital.

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands: 8 Carbs

With one hand: 12 Carbs

With your teeth: 485 Carbs

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection: 6 Carbs

Without an erection: 4315 Carbs

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris: 8 Carbs

Trying to find the G-Spot: 4092 Carbs

POSITIONS:

Missionary: 12 Carbs

69 lying down: 78 Carbs

69 standing up: 812 Carbs

Wheelbarrow: 216 Carbs

Doggy Style: 326 Carbs

Italian Chandelier: 2912 Carbs

ORGASMS:

Real: 112 Carbs

Fake: 1315 Carbs

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging: 18 Carbs

Getting up immediately: 36 Carbs

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Carbs

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years: 36 Carbs

30-39 years: 80 Carbs

40-49 years: 124 Carbs

50-59 years: 1972 Carbs

60-69 years: 7916 Carbs

70 and over: Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly: 32 Carbs

In a hurry: 98 Carbs

With her father knocking at the door: 5218 Carbs

With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Carbs

PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary

[Firemanz84]

According to this...You should be just about 46 1/2 pounds then Velvet :o

[Beaucephus]

Man no wonder I am getting fat. I have been single too damn long. <_<

[Undeadcannibal]

bump

[AdotOdot4]

nice

[Sassy]

nice

Thank you for that remark.